Oh Dear

Three women were in the waiting room of an obstetrician, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.

"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C, I want my baby to be healthy."

A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron, I want my baby to be big and strong."

They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.

"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!"

My Striped Mitts

Yes, I do occasionally knit stuff for myself. Fingerless mitts!





Details on Ravelry, here.

Slippers for A.!

Done, and done. These turned out much better than the ones I made for M., but I think that instead of re-making these for M., I'll probably make him house socks in worsted weight yarn. Anyhow, here are pics! (These are actually deep blue and violet, not that you can tell that from the pictures.)





And the soles:




Details on Ravelry, here.

Cold Cows

I was up way too late last night watching, among other things, "Freezer to Furnace" on the Science channel. They were talking about the village of Oimyakon, which is claimed by some to be the coldest place on earth.

Then, very briefly, they mentioned that it's so cold there the cows have to wear udder warmers so they don't freeze. And they showed a cow wearing something that might be a knitted sort of cozy over her udders. I can't actually tell if it's knitted or some other craft - other opinions would be much appreciated.

Delighted, I began searching the internet. Guess what? Udder warmer is slang for something else entirely. (Look it up in the Urban Dictionary if you must.) I found a couple of articles saying people in this area have to make bras out of fur for their cows, but nothing showing the pictures the TV show did. Desperate, I paused the show and took pictures of the screen. And here they are for your enjoyment...

Other Mitts For D.

I'm on a roll - here is the second pair of mitts for D. They have medium grey stripes instead of blue.



This is me modeling - M.'s kind of cranky right now, so I didn't ask him to do it. You can see that this is a bigger size:


Details on Ravelry, here.

Mitts For P's Mom

But wait! There's more!

I made these for P's mom. After seeing the ones I was working on over New Year's Eve she told me that her mom could really do with a pair, so...



And modeled by P:


By the way, the band-aid on P's thumb? That's from her baby, S., kicking her only moments before. He kicked her at just the right angle to push one of her fingernails against her thumb and cut it. Dangerous baby! :-D

Details on Ravelry, here.

More Fingerless Mitts

Busy, busy, busy! I started these for D. at work to give to her grandsons. But I got sick so she'll just give them as late presents when I get them done. I finished doing the blue stripes on these at J&P's house on New Year's Eve with J, P, J's mom, and M. As you can imagine, we celebrate in a very mellow way.

This is the first pair out of two:


And here is M. kindly modeling them for me:


Details are on Ravelry, here.

Mike Slippers, Take 2

Before we left for Miami, I finished these. They're based on Mom's slipper pattern, with only very slight modifications. Her pattern says you can use 1 or 2 strands of worsted weight yarn. I used 1, and I'm not too happy with how they turned out. I'm working on another pair right now with 2 strands and they have a lot more structure. But here are the 1-strand ones, for what it's worth:





Details are on Ravelry, here.

Miami Knitting

For Xmas this year M. and I went to Miami, as usual. I was recovering from being sick and then M. got sick too. Oh well. We spent most of our time there resting at his Mom & Dad's house. To pass the time, I knitted these:

For M.:


This one's a bit blurry, but you get to see M. wearing them:


And for me:

(By the way, big thanks to my sister-in-law, A. Her style of teaching crochet left me feeling all confident about improvising. Yay!)

Details at Ravelry. For the fingerless mittens, go here. For the bag, go here.